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Bachelor Trash-Bag Blues

Dirty socks in a pizza box

No insurance and faulty locks

Old blue jeans and magazines

Checkbook needs some balancing

I can’t seem to lose

The bachelor trash-bag blues

Newspaper stolen from the next door neighbor

Kitchen needs some foreign labor

Cigarettes burning holes in the trash

Dirty clothes ain’t met their match

I can’t seem to lose

The bachelor trash-bag blues

Coffee grounds spread all around

Egg shells making that snap-cracking sound

Banana peels stuffed in high heels

Eviction’s coming cause I didn’t pay my bills

I can’t seem to lose

The bachelor trash-bag blues

Yellow pages from prehistoric ages

Telephone calls and broken gages

Moldy cheese growing in the halls

I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my faults

I can’t seem to lose

The bachelor trash-bag blues

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Beasel Brothers

Greg Maier formed the Beasel Brothers in the late 1970s. The band played the college circuit and cut two demo tapes: Sunset Sessions 1986 and Living in the Past Lane. Today Maier plays small clubs and at private venues, covering many of the Beasel Brothers' songs as well as new solo material. He can be reached at gmaier56@hotmail.com. Contact the author.
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