Remember the good ole days, before

We never know what’s inside

Remember to use moisturizer after washing your

“As a senior citizen, are you willing to take a chance on your survival in exchange for keeping the America that all America loves for your children and grandchildren?

Just what everyone needs. Meet him in back, by the

“The tests are all perfect, like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. This is not as perfect as that, but pretty good.” — President Donald J.

  A 21st century birthday to remember. The 21st century Caesar anointed by the Senate. Thank you Brutus

Whining is the essence of American

My resolutions are ones that can be easily