Jeremy Meeks: Mancation thug lust
Listen to this articleI’ve always dated the Bad Boys. The ones that cheat, abuse, lie, and then leave me with nothing but a broken heart. So, would I date Internet sensation, Jeremy Meeks? Of course I would, the list of losers I’ve dated were not nearly that good-looking! #sorrymom
I’ve read the horrible things the authorities are saying about this sexy monster, but when I look at his mugshot I really don’t care. What I see are those ultra hot neck tattoos, the sad tear tattoo rolling down his face, chiseled features and those hard-core baby blues. All I can think about is unwrapping that orange jumpsuit on the hunt for more tattoos. I realize he used to be in a gang (and probably still is), but in our culture it’s ok to worship gangbangers since we glamorize thug life in rap music. Good job ‘Merica!
This gorgeous gangster was arrested on weapons charges and street terrorism, is that so bad? Hollywood makes movies about these sexy hoodlums all the time, Maybe Brad Pitt can play Jeremy in this movie and I’ll play the arresting officer. “Put your hands on the car and spread ‘em, you seductive heathen!” #sorrynotsorry
TMZ.com posted today that Jeremy’s come-hither look can bank him between $15-$30K a month! That’s an amazing amount of money for someone who’s spent most of his time either in prison or in a gang. Basically, if you’re a convicted felon, you’ve got two choices to be rich & famous: become a supermodel or a rapper. There’s no longer a need to laser off those arousing tattoos and go to college! Good job ‘Merica!
I wanted to get to know more about Steamy McMugshot and his scandalous life on the streets, so I searched the Internet for some gangster rap. Listening to Kanye West, I started to feel nauseous so I switched to Eazy-E and drifted into gangster dreamland staring at Jeremy’s kissable lips. I imagined us together like 2 Hard Mutha’s. #ihatekanye
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Jaimie Beebe is 36 years old, single, modern, and a Renaissance woman. She’s a writer, world traveler, Playboy model, amateur magician, casting director, producer, band manager, and occasional star fucker (only the really hot ones).
At 17 Jaimie left home to follow the jam band Phish, spent months at a Rainbow Gathering, protested logging in Oregon, and made the local Ohio papers getting arrested for organizing a topless march.
Slightly famous for rebuilding her Hollywood Hills home in a bikini after a contractor stole her money and left town, she created an online webisode “Bikini Builders” where followers could donate money, tools, and supplies to recoup her losses. Scantily clad babes in bikinis on camera can accomplish almost anything.
Jaimie holds a Master’s Degree in Music Management and a Bachelor’s Degree in Photography. Working in the entertainment industry she has produced commercials and music videos with A-list clients. Currently she juggles running her successful casting career (www.jaimiecasting.com) with writing her blogs, reviews, and a variety of pieces for different publications.
Mancation is her documentation of adventures in dating. Join Jaimie in the struggle to find mister right, or possibly just mister right now in a world of online dating, social media, and crazy Hollywood nights. See our hero navigate the deliriously deranged dating world, and explore all the available options to sniff out a worthy contender.
Feel free to follow along on Instagram: FeatherGirl77 and Twitter @jaimiebeebe as well as Facebook www.facebook.com/mancation.story for a daily dose of her dating disasters.