So now that Michael Flynn is the first casualty of the Trump Presidency (regime), I thought it might be a good idea to take a closer look at his resignation letter (attempt to avoid a firing squad). I was completely shocked by this news (I actually had money riding on Kellyanne Conway being the first to go) as I am sure the rest of the nation was (Americans needed a new office pool now that the Super Bowl was over and March Madness has yet to begin).
Being the voice of reason and calm at the Los Angeles Post-Examiner (Don’t believe a word Tim Forkes says about me, he is full of fake news), I took it upon myself to really dig deep into Flynn’s letter of resignation (Okay, in full disclosure, I may have inadvertently failed to actually do any digging), and provide the country with the hidden messaging behind his letter.
You can thank me with the keys to the kingdom after Trump and company get run off.
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February 13, 2017
In the course of my duties (basically this means lie my ass off to the senate and media) as the incoming National Security Advisor (Gestapo), I held numerous phone calls with foreign counterparts (Putin), ministers (Putin), and ambassadors( Putin). These calls were to facilitate a smooth transition (promise sanctions would be lifted) and begin to build the necessary relationships (together, we can rule the world) between the President, his advisers (No one has a clue who they really are) and foreign leaders (Putin). Such calls are standard practice in any transition (Over throw of the existing government) of this magnitude.
Unfortunately, because of the fast pace of events, I inadvertently (deliberately tried to pull a fast one) briefed the Vice President Elect (Dictator-in-waiting) and others (the media and anyone else who asked) with incomplete information (alternate facts) regarding my phone calls with the Russian Ambassador.(I deliberately withheld information because I crave power) I have sincerely apologized to the President and the Vice President (I’m sorry, but Bannon has said much worse), and they have accepted my apology (decided to spare my life, for now).
Throughout my over thirty three years of honorable military service (deceit, dishonesty, and self promotion), and my tenure as the National Security Advisor (the paint hadn’t even finished drying in my office so tenure might not be quite accurate), I have always performed my duties with the utmost of integrity (secrecy) and honesty (what does this word mean?) to those I have served (primarily, me, myself, and I), to include the President of the United States (I call B.S. On this).
I am tendering my resignation (“You’re fired”), honored (pissed off) to have served our nation (that I got caught) and the American people (only those who believe FOX News is unbiased) in such a distinguished way (embarrassing manner).
I am also extremely honored (regretful I ever fell for the idea) to have served President Trump, who in just three weeks, has reoriented American foreign policy (has allowed me to help set back our foreign policy in ways never before thought possible) in fundamental ways to restore (destroy) America’s leadership position in the world.
As I step away (get kicked to the curb) once again from serving (destroying our system of government) my nation in this current capacity, I wish to thank President (El Presidente) Trump for his personal loyalty (tell the press to kiss my ass), the friendship of those (lunatics) who I worked (plotted) with throughout the hard fought campaign (coup), the challenging period of transition (the systematic disregard to our system of government), and during the early days of his presidency (dictatorship).
I know with the strong leadership (continued disregard for our system of government) of President Donald J. Trump and Vice President Mike Pence (Agent Orange and Agent Silver) and the superb team they are assembling (still have not figured out who to install that won’t screw things up like I did), this team (this crew of race hating, women hating, backward thinking, and dictating criminals) will go down in history as one of the greatest presidencies (the group who tried to over throw the American democracy that never should have been formed in the first place) in U.S. history, and I firmly believe the American people (White, Bible Thumping, Redneck, chosen ones) will be well served as they all work together to help (round up, arrest, toss out, run off, and kill if necessary anyone who stands in their way) Make America Great (Hate now and forever) Again.
Michael T. Flynn, LTG (Ret) Assistant to the President / National Security Advisor (And victim of Patriotism)
Top photo of Michael Flynn (Screen shot from YouTube)
Jim is a life long resident of California and retired school teacher with 30 years in public education. Jim earned his BA in History from CSU Chico in 1981 and his MA in Education from Azusa Pacific University in 1994. He is also the author of Teaching The Teacher: Lessons Learned From Teaching. Jim considers himself an equal opportunity pain in the ass to any political party, group, or individual who looks to profit off of hypocrisy. When he is not pointing out the conflicting words and actions of our leaders, the NFL commissioner, or humans in general, he can be found riding his bike for hours on end while pondering his next article. Jim recently moved to Camarillo, CA after being convinced to join the witness protection program.