Right Wing Nuts: 21 ways to tell you might be one

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21 Reasons Why You Might Be A Right Wing Nut

I dedicate this column to Jeff Foxworthy, someone I fully expect to see run for President some day.

1. 1. 1. If you think President Obama does not have the right to nominate Antonin Scalia’s replacement, you might be a right wing nut.
      2. If you believe the people should decide who replaces Scalia, you might be a right wing nut.
      3. If you believe Scalia’s death is part of a great conspiracy, you might be a right wing nut.
      4. If you believe the Supreme Court is not allowed to decide on matters of law, you might be a right wing nut.
      5. If you believe Trump will build a wall and make Mexico pay for it, you might be a right wing nut.
      6. If you believe God wants Ted Cruz to run for president, you might be a right wing nut.
      7. If you do not believe in the science of global warming, you might be a right wing nut.
      8. If you still believe there were WMD’s, you might be a right wing nut.
      9. If you believe Muslims should be banned from entering our country, you might be a right wing nut.
      10. If you do not believe we have a gun problem in this country, you might be a right wing nut.
      11. If you supported Kim Davis, you might be a right wing nut.
      12. If you believe in trickle down economics, you might be a right wing nut.
      13. If you claim to be pro-life and believe we need more criminals executed, you might be a right wing nut.
      14. If you believe Fox News provides fair and balanced news coverage, you might be a right wing nut.
      15. If you are okay with a president who is on his third marriage while opposing gay marriage, you might be a right wing nut.
      16. If you describe Bernie Sanders as a socialist and Hillary Clinton as a bitch, you might be a misogynistic right wing nut.
      17. If you claim to be part of the party of Reagan and think republicans should not compromise, you might be an ignorant right wing nut.
      18. If you oppose our government helping the homeless, you might be a heartless right wing nut.
      19. If you claim Jesus as your savior and oppose allowing Syrian refugees into this country, you might be a hypocritical right wing nut.
      20. If you believe Ammon Bundy and his cohorts occupying the bird sanctuary in Oregon had a valid reason to do so, you might be a delusional right wing nut.
      21. If you believe we house aliens in Area 51 and you own multiple guns, you might be an insane right wing nut.

James Moore

Jim is a life long resident of California and retired school teacher with 30 years in public education. Jim earned his BA in History from CSU Chico in 1981 and his MA in Education from Azusa Pacific University in 1994. He is also the author of Teaching The Teacher: Lessons Learned From Teaching. Jim considers himself an equal opportunity pain in the ass to any political party, group, or individual who looks to profit off of hypocrisy. When he is not pointing out the conflicting words and actions of our leaders, the NFL commissioner, or humans in general, he can be found riding his bike for hours on end while pondering his next article. Jim recently moved to Camarillo, CA after being convinced to join the witness protection program.