Size matters
My crowd was bigger than your crowd.
It was not.
Was too.
Yours started out big, but mine really swelled later.
Did not.
Did too.
Mine leans left.
Well mine leans right.
Mine stands at attention.
Mine stands at attention over and over.
My crowd had high hopes.
Mine wants to be great again.
Oh shit! Do you see what I see?
I think I do. What is that?
That’s a really BIG crowd.
I wish mine was that big.
I wish mine was too.
Looks like us men don’t have as big a crowd as we’d like.
Top photo from Washington, D.C. Women’s March by Tim Maier
Jim is a life long resident of California and retired school teacher with 30 years in public education. Jim earned his BA in History from CSU Chico in 1981 and his MA in Education from Azusa Pacific University in 1994. He is also the author of Teaching The Teacher: Lessons Learned From Teaching. Jim considers himself an equal opportunity pain in the ass to any political party, group, or individual who looks to profit off of hypocrisy. When he is not pointing out the conflicting words and actions of our leaders, the NFL commissioner, or humans in general, he can be found riding his bike for hours on end while pondering his next article. Jim recently moved to Camarillo, CA after being convinced to join the witness protection program.