Grand Poobah of ANTIFA

Who among us is going to claim the mantle, the title, the honor of being the Grand Poobah of ANTIFA? It’s a tough call, really. There is no such organization, no headquarters, no … anything, except millions of people who are Anti-Fascist, but that hasn’t stopped the moronic, divisive and dangerously ruinous administration of the orange convicted felon in the White House from declaring ANTIFA the most dangerous domestic terrorist organization in America.

Where is it located? Where are the headquarters? How many card-carrying members of the organization exist? Is there a secret handshake?

Back in September the orange felon made an executive order naming ANTIFA a domestic terrorist organization. Recently the House U.S. Homeland Security Committee held a hearing in which Mississippi Congressman Bennie Thompson (and ranking member) asked the FBI National Security Branch Operations Director Michael Lasheen a few simple questions about this domestic terrorist threat called ANTIFA. Here’s a video:

Where O where, Mr. FBI man! It can’t be answered because no such organization exists.

The question posed here should be a silly one in which thousands of people who identify as ANTIFA gleefully raise their hands shouting “IT’S ME! IT’S ME! IT’S ME!’ including me.

As the Grand Poobah of ANTIFA I could do exactly what I’m doing now — almost nothing. No membership lists to manage, although it would be cool to have membership dues to help buttress my meager income.

Friends could create ANTIFA-exclusive memes we spread all over social media, set up marches with paid crisis actors and professional ANTIFA protestors.to terrorize the federal buildings that house ICE … just thinking of it makes me giddy.

Thee Grand Poobah issuing his loosely coded commands (John Smith)

“[expletive deleted] ICE! [expletive deleted] ICE! [expletive deleted] ICE!” and “[expletive deleted] CONVICTED FELON! [expletive deleted] CONVICTED FELON! [expletive deleted] CONVICTED FELON

I have to use [expletive deleted] because F-bombs are fuckin’ frowned upon here at the Post-Examiner family of news outlets. But we all know what we’re shouting when we are marching, with purposeful energy, in front of those federal facilities demanding ICE leave our cities and other communities and stop kidnapping our friends, neighbors and family members, many of whom are U.S. citizens.

This is the Grand Poobah of the Oceanside Harbor.
Try pushing him off his dock (Tim Forkes)

Anyone who now wants to announce they are ANTIFA — Anti-Fascist — takes the risk of being targeted by the felon’s secret, or not so secret, police force, federal agents who brush aside the order to refuse illegal orders. In other words, the felon’s administration wants to do to American citizens what they are currently doing to Venezuelans — killing them, without due process or even a shred of proof the victims are what the felon’s administration claims they are; members of a drug cartel and/or a domestic terrorist organization.

So if the felon’s lackeys can claim ANTIFA is a domestic terrorist organization and folks like me, people that are anti-fascist, are domestic terrorists, they have, in their debilitatingly racist and fascist minds, all they need to start murdering Americans without fear of consequences.

There will always be consequences, it’s just a matter of when the felon and his lackeys face justice. Can we as a nation survive the next three years of the demented old orange felon, even if the Democrats retake control of the House of Representatives and possibly the Senate in 2027? What is going to stop them? They have proven to be lawless, they ignore court orders and they lie without pause, plus the public is feeling a heavy dose of convicted felon fatigue. But we cannot allow this criminal administration’s lawlessness become normalized.

Now, aided by Kash Patel’s FBI — my bad, the convicted felon’s FBI — and Kash Patel is the most unqualified and moronic person to ever lead the bureau.

Watch this exchange between Patel and Senator Patty Murray, Democrat of Washington:

Probably the funny part here is that some people believe Patel is winning this verbal exchange.

There was another video on the YouTube machine with Patel being interviewed with his “… beautiful girlfriend Alexis (Wilkins).”

Awww, isn’t that sweet? He’s being so silly, acting tough, looking tough, talking tough … the most unqualified, dangerous (for all the wrong reasons) and inept Director of the F.B.I.

I can’t think of a single Republican, MAGA or otherwise, who has warned the world about the convicted felon’s mental decline, but lately, I can’t think of any GOP claiming the orange criminal isn’t in decline or suffering from dementia. Yet there he was on national — no, international — TV, radio and internet, ranting to the world about … whatever stupid shit crossed his dwindling brain cells.

It’s sickening to hear him tell lies and lies and more lies. I feel almost guilty for including his address here, but I heard something that has bugged me for many months, over a year now. Dahlia Lithwick of Slate said that the level of outrage over what is taking place in America, concerning the racist policies of the convicted felon’s administration — and the outright racism on display because of the orange is nearly non-existent. Not like in 2017 when thousands of Americans went to airports to protest the racist “Muslim Ban”

We then have to remember just over 51% of the voting public shrugged at his racism and hatred, his crimes, including sexual assaults and his connection to Jeffrey Epstein because … why? Oh yeah, his opponent in 2024 was a woman, not to forget, Black and Indian, plus the 51%of voters believed the felon’s lies about fixing everything on Day 1.

If someone claims that talking about the great replacement theory isn’t racist, they most definitely are racist.  When a president decides to revoke the naturalized citizenship from people of one nation because he doesn’t like a legally elected member of congress, he’s racist.

The Felon wants to get retribution on everyone of color, starting with the squad, especially Congresswoman Ilhan Omar who is a naturalized citizen from Somalia. And a frequent and loud critic of the orange felon.

Omar’s fellow congressional squad members include Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York and they all face extremely racist and misogynistic hell from the MAGA Cult. This has been ratcheted up by the convicted felon, without whom maybe — maybe — many of the racists would still be hiding under rocks.

You know who is the ranking member of the House of Representatives Committee for the Judiciary Subcommittee on Oversight? I bring it up because she has been very vocal about the GOP’s failure to do its constitutional duties of being a check on the Executive branch of government.

On Friday The Department of Justice started releasing the Epstein files — wait! Weren’t all the files supposed to be released before midnight on Friday, December 19? So, once again the felon’s administration is defying a court order. But what did any of us expect? I had a thought, a very strong notion, that the DoJ would completely ignore the order, as the felon’s administration has done many times before. I was surprised, yet struck by the lack of respect the felon and his fellow … whatever you want to call them … for the courts.

For a little humor, there was this Instagram meme after release of the first tranche of Epstein files: “These documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Year’s Eve,”

It’s funnier when the jokes hit so close to (his) home, or wherever he will be getting slobbering drunk December 31.

Every day brings new revelations in the absurdity, illegality, immorality, and pure meanness and cruelty of that convicted felon and scumbag. More civil rights violations by the felon’s Gestapo, ICE, dragging a pregnant woman by one leg to have her detained, holding American citizens without cause or due process,; more tranches of the Epstein files that prove that the felon rode on Epstein’s plane many times, multiple people dying while in ICE custody and their families not being informed for days — it’s hard to keep up with it all.

And I saw this on the news a few days ago: another act of piracy when they have seized another oil tanker, plus murdering more people while blowing up three fishing boats. The felon is trying to start a war with Venezuela and this morning, December 23, 2025, he threatened the president of Colombia, Gustavo Petro, in his best tough guy attitude (he’s seen too many movies), “He’s got to watch his ass,” and “He’s going to be next.”

Okay, Godfather Orange Fiasco.

Oh, jeez, just today, December 23: the felon announced his “Golden fleet” of — I can’t believe this is actually a thing — a fleet of battleships.

The last battleship to  be built was the Iowa class U.S.S. Missouri (BB-63) in 1944 and the last to be decommissioned, in 1992 and then in 1995 was struck from the Naval Registry and donated to the U.S.S. Missouri Memorial Association to become a museum at Pearl Harbor, Hawai’i.

  • Just an aside: The U.S.S. Midway (CV-41) aircraft carrier is a museum in San Diego, California, if you’re looking for some history to see in the San Diego area.
U.S.S. Midway Museum (Tim Forkes)

Anyway, isn’t there anyone who can or will oppose this buffoon’s stupidity? Eh, rhetorical question. No one currently in a controlling government position has the … cojones … to stand up to the convicted felon. How I long for the days of the late, great Senator William Proxmire and his “Golden Fleece Award,” given to the military’s worst, most over-priced expenditure every year — thus fleecing the American taxpayer.

The reason we no longer have battleships is, they have become obsolete, replaced by smaller, more maneuverable ships — and, as of World War II You MAGA nut bars, the aircraft carriers are and always will be the dominant U.S. Naval weapons platforms in the various fleets.

What will the felon’s battleships be, over-sized Zumwalt-class destroyers?  The Zumwalt-class are guided missile destroyers that are designed to be stealthy. Wouldn’t a large ship like a battleship defeat its own stealthy features just because of the sheer size? Another rhetorical question.  BTW; The Zumwalt-class of destroyers are named for the late Admiral Elmo. R. Zumwalt, the youngest Naval officer to serve as Chief of Naval Operations.

Zumwaltclass destroyer (Courtesy of the U.S. Navy)

Here it is, Christmas Eve day and I’m still writing this. Everyday brings us new lows. How low can the convicted felon in the Oval Office go? Stayed tuned. December 24 is just getting started here on the West Coast.

I am ANTIFA and if there’s a prize and/or salary with the title, I am the Grand Poobah of ANTIFA! I have Venmo and PayPal if you want to contribute to my … err … office?

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

Jax, Chica and Tim. Chica thinks she is the Grand Poobah
(Tim Forkes)