Christmas and the naughty list
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Holiday parties and holiday cheer, it’s that special time of year! My Facebook is dinging with party invites and I RSVP to each and every one of them.
During the season of celebration I can be spotted at three or four different parties on a good night. Being single this winter I can’t miss the opportunity to be seen on the scene; looking for someone to share these cold Hollywood nights with is like a full time job.
It’s important to have a look that stops traffic, since I’m not the only damsel on display. Looking through the coming week’s invites, I’ve noticed a theme for the get-togethers.
“Dress Code: Lingerie”
“Santa’s Sexy Celebration”
“Risque Soiree”
Really? How did Christmas take over Halloween as the “dress like a slut” holiday? Adding a Santa hat to your bra and panty ensemble does not make it festive, it’s filthy. This is not what Old Saint Nick had in mind; it’s time to get back to the basics.
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Instead of grabbing that see-through dress and those 6-inch pumps, take a new approach. Use your bright red lipstick to cover your nose and go as Rudolph this year or wear that Christmas sweater your Grandma sent. Instead of wearing the dress your nipples will inevitably pop out of, try dressing in full elf gear.
I’m taking a stand in this winter wonderland. It’s time to fall away from the herd and put some clothes on! The crowds will still stare, but not because your ass is bare.
Ladies, let’s keep Christmas classy this year and cover the cleavage.
Jaimie Beebe is 36 years old, single, modern, and a Renaissance woman. She’s a writer, world traveler, Playboy model, amateur magician, casting director, producer, band manager, and occasional star fucker (only the really hot ones).
At 17 Jaimie left home to follow the jam band Phish, spent months at a Rainbow Gathering, protested logging in Oregon, and made the local Ohio papers getting arrested for organizing a topless march.
Slightly famous for rebuilding her Hollywood Hills home in a bikini after a contractor stole her money and left town, she created an online webisode “Bikini Builders” where followers could donate money, tools, and supplies to recoup her losses. Scantily clad babes in bikinis on camera can accomplish almost anything.
Jaimie holds a Master’s Degree in Music Management and a Bachelor’s Degree in Photography. Working in the entertainment industry she has produced commercials and music videos with A-list clients. Currently she juggles running her successful casting career (www.jaimiecasting.com) with writing her blogs, reviews, and a variety of pieces for different publications.
Mancation is her documentation of adventures in dating. Join Jaimie in the struggle to find mister right, or possibly just mister right now in a world of online dating, social media, and crazy Hollywood nights. See our hero navigate the deliriously deranged dating world, and explore all the available options to sniff out a worthy contender.
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